“I kill for the muthafuckin’ CIA, bitches!”

— Porter Goss

As a young assassin, Goss didn’t give a fuck. If a fellow Yalie tells you to kill a muthafucka, then that muthafucka gets got, ya heard?

Later, in his high-ranking role on the House Intelligence committee, Goss addressed the outing of a clandestine CIA agent for political vengeance by stating: “Somebody sends me a blue dress and some DNA, I’ll have an investigation.” You know why he punked a spy? Cause Goss don’t give a fuuuck.

Two years later, fellow Yalie George W. Bush appointed him head of the CIA.