Artist, scientist, alchemist, anatomist, sacreligious pervert, arms dealer, naughty boy.

The over-hyped version of Athanasius Kirchner

Alleged Grand Master of the Priory of Sion

Alleged to have created the shroud of turin using photochemicals, a camera obscura, and a beaten corpse.

In his painting of The Last Supper, Mary Magdalene’s seven foot long arm is stabbing a Bowie knife into Saint Peter’s misogynist belly.