- Failed businessman
- Alcoholic, drug addict – untreated
- Son of a CIA director
- Grandson of either a Nazi Senator or Aleister Crowley
- Member of Bohemian Grove
- Widely considered the worst President in US history
His speaking ability has sharply declined since his first gubernatorial campaign, possibly due to drug-induced mental symptoms. His current inability to think quickly has led to suggestions that he is “wired” to his handlers in order to prevent even more total incoherence.