(circa 20 BCE – 30 CE)

aka: Yeshua Ben Yosef, Lamb of God, The Alien God

Rabble-rousing leader of a minor Jewish sect in Roman occupied Palestine.

Central figure of all Christian churches. Commonly thought to have been executed by crucifixion by the colonial Roman government, and in the Christian faith, resurrected after three days. The symbol of his execution has become a worldwide favorite.

As first century Palestinian Jew of the 1st century CE, Jesus was probably about 5 feet tall, with brown eyes, dark skin, kinky black hair, a large nose and rather bad teeth. Depictions of him as an anorexic Danish body-builder are almost as bizarre as describing his wife and high priestes Mary Magdalene as a prostitute.

According to some researchers, Mary, Jesus and family moved to the south of France where the progeny of Jesus founded the Merovingian dynasty of French kings.

Also: the Greek letters for Iesous (Jesus) CHristos (Christ) THeou (of God) Uiou (the Son) Soter (the Savior) form the accrostic of the Greek word for fish: ICHTHUS. This is one of the reasons there are little fish emblems on the back on many Christian cars today.

Also: According to some interpreters, Jesus has is the ultimate alien/outsider figure. In particular Psalms 69:8 declares

I am become a stranger unto my brethren, and an alien unto my mother’s children.

The gnostic nature of this reference to an Alien God who comes to dungeon Earth to awaken it’s prisoners in emphasized by a passage in Revelations 22:16

I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.

The bright and morning star is a common reference to Lucifer, the angel of light. Conflating these two figures is a hetrodox idea to say the least, and more orthodox Christian churches have violently opposed the suggestion. However it is an idea which some theorists (such as Ruth Norman) have strongly embraced.

Also: According to John 19:19 Pilate wrote a title, and put it on the cross. And the writing was, JESUS OF NAZARETH THE KING OF THE JEWS.”This is the source of the Latin initials which are seen in crucifixion images as the famous inscription INRI. However other attributions have been made for these initials….